Kids Say the Darndest Things

Three year old insights:

• “I tooted. Did you smell it?”
• "Do you understand what is coming out of my mouth?”
• "The light is green…go faster.”
• “Move out of the way. Beep at them momma."
• “To Infinity and Beyond.”
• “Bullshit.”
• “You are the meanest momma and I am going to shoot you (with the little toy gun he found at park).” I hope this isn’t a sign of something more formidable to come.
• After being told he is going to a different “Little Gym”: “This gym is sucked up.” I prefer not to tell you what he really meant and just take this as a cue I need to stop saying the “F” word.

My oldest son showed up on Christmas Eve …high, here are some righteous insights he had to pass on:

• “Yeah I smoked pot two hours ago, but I’m not high.”
• “What’s wrong with pot? it is natural and from the earth.”
• “You just don’t worry about my life – I got it handled. I know what I am doing.”  This quote is my personal favorite and one that makes me laugh frequently.